Goody Goody Gum Drop

As I sit here, leg hanging off the arm rest of the couch, sweats on, looney tunes boxers underneath, and hoody, I've come to the conlusion that this year of 2010 is going to be no different than 2009. Maybe slighty, but no major changes. I'm sick of people writing down their long ass lists of "new years resolutions" and then not do shit about it but talk about it. And yes, I'm #guilty. I've been saying I'm going to lose 20 pounds for the past 3 years..but it never happens. I've only gained. smh. BUT that's why I've decided that this year will not be a drastic change, I'm not making any new years resolutions, and I'm just guna accept the fact that I'm a fatass now. Why change?? I like me. I will be starting school and just plan to be successful. That's what 2010 will hold for me. JUST a successful year. That is all.

I did say I will make some slight changes though...

Lessons learned from 2009:
1. I will never stop at a gas station in the hood by myself again
2. I will never put weave in my hair again
3. I will never attempt to throw a house party again
4. I will never cheat..again. yes, #guilty again O_o
5. I will never sit with brian gandy in church again
6. I will never shave drunk again
7. I will never answer a private number again
8. I will try not to forget to put on deodorant
9. I will never fuck. be in a good mood. then post my experience on this blog.
10. I will never fuck in my car again #fail
11. I will never smile at a sweet text message just to read SIKE at the bottom of it again
12. I will never fall for somebody KNOWING I will never have them
13. I will never get drunk at the beach with Jasmine or Stephanie again..maybe
14. I will never drink Erikas juice again
15. I will never fuck a guy with an extremely large penis, then try to be happy with an average size penis again
16. I will never buy anything off ebay again
17. I will never fart in my cat's presence again. (that bitch just bit me and ran)

So..those are some things I have learned in 2009 that will not happen in 2010. See, just little things. 2009 was a good year and I'm hoping the same for this year. And as for me, I will still be ME.

Top THREE 2009 memories:

-Trying anal sex #amazing (why I gotta lie for?) just #keepinit100
-Alcohol hunt at myrtle beach with the pistols, then finding a pool hall who didn't give a fuck about our age and not spending a dime.
-Getting my car :)
......Making life long friends. Finally realizing I should be worried about pleasing nobody but myself and God. And discovering T-mobile is by far the SHITTIEST service ever.

This upcoming year is guna be super awesome. The one thing I WOULD like to see though, is more people reading our blog! I feel like Ryan Douglas is the only one who actually cares and takes time to read. So thankyou Ryan, this is why you are my favorite.

one last 2009 memory:
-meeting Ryan! =]

[he's basically...THE SHIT.]

p.s
I pretty much just wrote this because I was bored, and nobody has blogged in a while, and I can't sleep.

And I realized after reading it, I really do talk about sex alot. #dontjudgeme