I was the only girl who didn't stand around and socialize, gossip, and talk about who I had a crush on. I was competing against the boys and getting mad if I was losing. (especially if we were playing football) my favorite. I didn't mind going into my next class a little funky and drenched in sweat. "It's only natural", I would say..while the other girls carried their perfume and makeup in their purses to primp before class started.
2. I never really had boobs until like last year. (because I started gaining weight is probably why I finally got some). In middle school, the boys would pick on me telling me I had "mosquito bites". And my dumbass didn't even get it until someone told me, "No, Rae they are saying that's wat ur titties look like. NOT saying you got bit by a mosquito."
SMFH...
Well, a good few kicks in their balls sure put a stop to them picking on me though. So I was straight. Plus, I don't like huge boobs anyway. I love mine :)
3. People say I walk like 'I don't give a fuck'. My guy bestfriend told me that was just a nicer way of telling me I walk like a dude.
4. My belches could shake the walls.
5. We're driving in his car, sittin on 22's, illegal tint, he touches the button to flip out his indash tv screen, looks at me and says "I already know this is what you want to listen to." It was Waka Flocka Flame. I say, "Nigga can you turn it up?" Shit, It was my favorite song.
6. I'd rather go to a hood club full of goons and chant every word to a song about guns, weed, and money, than go dance to pop music at a might as well be rave type shit.
7.
8. I don't ever want to have kids
9. I've always gotten along with dudes better than I do girls.
10. I talk about sex a lot.
11. I want sex a lot.
12. I know every word to this song.
and I'm not joking when I say every word. LOL
13. I'd much rather drink some beer, play some cards, and watch sports over doing cute, sweet, girly stuff.
14. I curse a lot.
15. I HATE long nails.
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17. My name is Rae. ??
18. I drive with my seat pretty far back.
19. "Bitch, I go hard like the boy from 300."-Weezy F. Baby
20. He turns out the light, tries to undress me.-"I can undress myself".-He turns on the old school love songs.-"You don't have any plies, r.kelly, or pretty ricky?"-He starts passionately kissing me.-"Can we just fuck already?"-
21. A good friend who just recently moved away called me yesterday. She wanted my advice. She just discovered her new boyfriend has a small peepee. She asked what would I do. I said, "on to the next one".
22. I've always wanted one of those huge redneck lookin trucks.
23. I can out drink every guy I know.
24. What's so special about getting flowers??
......I really hope you don't take this
"I Should Have Just Been Born a Dude"
as
"She's probably Just Gay"
O_o
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is it wrong that some of these had me going "hmm... he-i mean she does do that". lol
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