why t-pain is in love with a stripper

if i were a stripper i would be the kind in a biker bar with cigarette smoke and red walls and black tables with red lamps. I would wear black leather.... i'd smoke Marlboro Reds and speak in a tough no- nonsense drawl and the men would all know me and come just to see me perform...
I'd strip to bad ass blues like this...
and this....


little of this....

this shit right here, this shit right here was in What's Love Got to Do With It when Tina (Angela Basset) was still Anna Mae and she took the mic from Ike (Laurence Fishburn) and was killin it...
My theme song from my senior year in high school....


Blues guitar turns me on. my next lover will be a blues guitarist who takes me to the dives he plays at. i'd sit in the back with the bartender Bobby who's some big burly dude who wears a leather vest over a Zeppelin shirt and has long grey hair he keeps in a gnarled ponytail. i'd sip on ameretto sours and watch the drunk girls crowd the stage and try to get close to him. i won't mind though, cause i'll think of lying in bed with him and our secret exclusive little universe beneath the sheets, still warm from love making...