Pretty Pistols: If You're Happy and You Think You Know it, Shit Rainbows.

Since my last few blogs haven't been quite on the happy side lately, I've decided to post one that will make ME smile. Because I honestly don't give a fuck if it makes YOU smile or not. POW!
Anywho, today was most definitely a good day. Once my fellow pretty pistols got here anyway. We chatted, ate, and laughed at ourselves for crying over silly boys. WTF.
I believe it's time to let go and let God have His way. Obviously the guys we want are not for us. SIGH.. sux pretty badly, but oh well. I will pretend I'm over it and strut my stuff like I DONT GIVE A FUCK. (in Jasmine's goon voice).
I mean, really..we all are pretty girls and have GREAT personalities. There should be NO reason for a guy to turn us down, RIGHT?..eh, WRONG.
Maybe I should go down the list of everything wrong with me and try to fix these little glitches about myself. hmmmm...

1. I do belch alot and not even excuse myself
2. My nose gets a little oily at times
3. My toenail polish always seems to be chipped
4. I bite my fingernails like a crackhead who has lost her crack
5. I seem to be a goon magnet
6. I don't like wasting my gas..yes, YOU'RE a waste of gas
7. I'm currently on bum status (meaning no job, nor in school)
8. I'm slowly gaining weight even tho I'm deathly afraid of getting fat
9. I believe I have the mind of an obese person, because I could eat everything on my plate, finish what you didn't eat, and STILL be hungry. So if we ever go to dinner, bring lots of money.
10. I don't know how to cook or do laundry
11. I'm not a fighter. So if you need somebody to back you up at times, don't expect me to start taking out my earrings and pulling out my vaseline. You'll only catch dust in your face from me sprinting away as fast as I can.
12. I'm no good at cheering people up when they are down. So if you're grandma just died, please don't call me.
13. I give good advice, but never take my own
14. I forget things easily. Simple things at that.
15. Sometimes I forget to put on deodorant, but I don't smell or anything
16. I'm not too sure if I spelled deodorant right.
17. I ignore a shitload of text messages and still seem to be texting 24/7
18. I get along with guys better than I do girls
19. I trust no one
20. I'm extremely kind at times and people mistake that for flirting. or something.
21. I don't like doing what people tell me to do. I usually end up doing the opposite
22. I don't know how to tell people NO. Usually when they ask for my number.
23. Sometimes I think way too hard
24. I cry myself to sleep sometimes and don't even know what I'm crying about
25. I'm very independent, and past boyfriends have taken that as if I don't care. that's not the case.
26. I'm not dumb, but sometimes I don't get the simplest things
27. I can be clumsy
28. If I tell you I'm one place, I'm probably lying. Only because I don't like people checking up on me
29. I like freaks and weirdos
30. I have reached number 30, so I'm guna stop.

Okay, so maybe there are few more things wrong with me than I thought. Well, not everything I listed about myself is wrong. So, don't judge me. Like I've said numerous times, "Don't judge me, I'll just prove you wrong."

Eh, I'm getting kinda hungry even tho I just killed TWO biscuits from bojangles AND a chalupa from taco bell. Damn, I'm such a fatass. SO WHAT. I bet you have a pencil dick, but I still won't judge you. maybe.

So I've been listening to this song as I write. This song was the shit this past summer, and I still love it. It makes me think of my boo boo Josh :) I love that kid. So here's to you, Josh!! Who probably will never see this, so that shout out was pretty pointless.