Let's do the Time Warp

I'm about to divulge a little secret. the secret, dear pretty pistol audience, is this: girls mature at a disarmingly faster pace than our male counterparts. we realize much faster that you cannot eat paste and that wrestling each other onto the ground is homoerotic no matter how many manly grunts you let out. when, i wonder, do they actually catch up? two lovely ladies i actually find to be the shit and not like usual girls, are going through the SAME shit i'm sure countless numbers of you are going through right now. older dudes that function at the same maturity level as dudes their own age. is it true that the economy has not only shrunk men's pockets but also the relationship lobes in their brains. i mean, how long is the maturity lapse? four years? two? ten? i mean this bullshit right here, might actually make some damn sense

these two girls are laid back, funny, aren't bug-a-boo naggers and are gorgeous pieces of real estate yet are plagued by grown ass men pulling little boy shiz. i honestly blame this mu'fucka right here.

seriously ray j? your old ass kind of needs to not only tied down but sitting on a porch in georgia with your ball n chain sippin' ice tea and waiting for your children and grandchildren to visit. does anybody else think its a damn shame he's singing this song with a bunch of little chaps? but from what i saw on this debacle, i doubt if he's even functioning at twiddle dee and twiddle dum's maturity level.yes, For the Love of Ray J which by the way started Nov. 2 Mondays @ 9 on VH1. i wonder how many of the ladies ever heard of the New Boyz....

speaking of trashy reality shows how many of you besides me, my older sister, and my bitch rae, bout to watch the new season of the Bad Girls Club on Oxygen? Don't worry, i won't tell no body. the bitches look scandalous and this one right here, Portia? look like she's bout to be my new favorite; she look like she'll cut a bitch and then take her weave. plus they describe her as sugar and spice which i take as them downplaying her so we can be surprised when she the HBIC.

the 4th season debuts Dec. 1 at 10. i'm salivating.